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Signs you're serbian
You make jokes based on your own tragedy
Your grandmother calls all cereal "Corn Flakes"
Your mother insists that "promaja" will kill you
At your birthdays everyone is singing "Happy brzday tu u"
Your American friends will never understand why you spend so much time at church events when you are the farthest thing from holy that there is
Whenever you kiss somebody, you kiss them 3 times
You are freaked out by 'Babaroga'
The first conversation you had as a baby used the words "jebi ga"
You can't imagine hearing a song without the obligatory "harmonikas solo"
No one has ever pronounced your last name right
Your grandmother still chases you down the street with her shoe
Your father is talking to you and every other word he calls you is "budala"
You write on your history exam that Nikola Tesla is the father of electricity not Thomas Edison and you teacher fails you
Your parents will only go to the doctor if they are passed out on the floor or have severed a limb
You can dance a kolo to anything, including Serbian rock
You have no idea why the other girls in second grade are so upset when you tell them you eat lamb
People still think you are from Siberia no matter how many times you tell them Serbia
Your grandfather always says "Dodji Dedi"
Your dad calls your friend Sarah > sera, and your friend Jose > koza
Grandma says "palachinke" and everyone heads for the table
Your father yells at you "budalo, neznas nista!" when you tell him that the crowd isn't yelling "DIVAC", they are actually yelling "Defense" during the Sacramento Kings game regardless if they are home or away (HAHA)
You can make a public announcement by telling just one Serb friend something - in confidence.
Dad goes to any professional and says "STA ON ZNA, NEMA POJMA"
Your mum says for the 100th time "SINE, UTRPAJ TU MAJICU, OTICE TI BUBREZI"
Duck tape is your father's only tool next to using a kitchen knife as a screwdriver
Grandma chased you around the house with "Kamilica" to drink and "Kapljice" to shove up your nose when you had a cold.
Your 15 year old sister can out-drink any American.
All weddings have the same cuisine "supa, sarma, pecenje".
A Serbian girl tries to look 23 but she's actually 15.
There is a 120-gallon barrel of wine and cabbage in your garage.
You have all brand new appliances in your kitchen but your mom cooks in the basement with the stove from your old house
Your parents pronounce "Thursday" trzday
Your grandma makes her own bread and slices it with a BIG kitchen knife to a thickness of 2 inches per slice.
You have the biggest sandwiches at school, always consisting of "prsut or salami".
A church without a bar isn't a church
You eat canned peppers and ajvar with every meal
You have a pair of wool slippers that your grandma knit
There's a slab of fat in your fridge called "slanina"
You celebrate Christmas, Easter and New Year two weeks after everyone else. Or Both Christmases…and Easters...and New Years…
Everyone is sure that you're Italian or Greek
Your parents still prefer to buy cassettes instead of CDs.
You are 6'5", 250 lb and your parents still think you are too skinny.
Your mom gloats about how good Serbian food is but serves Turkish coffee for all her friends.
You are adored the first 10 years of your life, and then treated like a complete idiot until you get married.
Your house is full of medicine from your old country and it's probably all illegal where ever in the world you are now.
Your grandparents don't realize phone connections to foreign countries have improved in the last two decades, and still scream at the top of their lungs when making foreign calls.
It's "normal" if your wedding has 600 people.
Rakija is used to cure all illnesses, celebrate all occasions and as a massage lotion.
You're actually nodding and laughing at most of these things
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